Because he has a LED-TV.
I wish I could hear you whinnie.
Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant
Games.
Woofleball
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
Superman's powers are all natural .
All men must die.
One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.