What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

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What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get?

A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week

Why did the greek philosopher break in two?

He was made out of Plato

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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

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What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

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How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.