What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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What happens if a pig parks illegally?

A: It oink-urs a fine.

What happened to the car-salesman who was spamming in r/Germany?

He got autobahned

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You get some Kurds in the way.

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

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Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

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What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

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What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

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THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

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Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.