What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

Previous Random Joke Next

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What do you call a brilliant musician who also happens to have Down Syndrome?

Retarded.

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

Hamlet Jokes More Hamlet Jokes

What is Dr. Seuss' favorite play?

Green Eggs and Hamlet

Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet?

Toby or not Toby