What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

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When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

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Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.