What's the difference between an Arab and an American wife?

The age

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of four

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Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What do you call a rich Arab man?

Profit Muhammad.

What do you call a hip Arab?

A chic sheik