How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

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Why do people say "Be there or be square"?

Because if you're not there, then you're not around.

What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.

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How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

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What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

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What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!