How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies?

They act too paowerful

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you call two black guys on a bike?

Organized crime

Why should you never run over a black kid on a bike?

Because it's probably your bike...

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.