What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

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Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Organized crime!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

Blueberry Jokes More Blueberry Jokes

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

What does a blueberry do at a party?

The Anti-oxy-dance