What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

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Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

When is a bicycle not a bicycle?

When it turns into a driveway.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

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What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What's the hardest dinosaur to ride?

A Falloffasarus - Patrick age 10

Blueberry Jokes More Blueberry Jokes

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!