What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

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What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

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Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was too tired. :)

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

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What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

What is the definition of "derange"?

De place where de cowboys ride!

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What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!