What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

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Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

What is red and dangerous ?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly !

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was too tired. :)

Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.

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What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse?

Get off your high horse.

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride

Blueberry Jokes More Blueberry Jokes

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry

What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband