Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

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Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

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Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

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Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

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Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !