What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

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What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me"

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken