What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me"

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!