What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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Eventually the baby stops crying

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He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

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The Patriots

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What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.