What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

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How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

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What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

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The High Five

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One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

Stanley Cup Jokes More Stanley Cup Jokes

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!