What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

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The Dallas Cowboys

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

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Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.