What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

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Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

How do you turn regular water into holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

A: Having legs!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

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What did the prarie dog coach say to his team?

Just gopher it.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

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What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

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What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.