How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

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Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

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Why did H blow itself up?

Because G had.

What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

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Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter