How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

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How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Blow a little boogie into it!

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.