Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

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What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

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What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

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What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

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Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.