Steam Jokes

Why is Steam called Steam?

Because the servers are always steaming hot

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What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

What do you call a vaping vegan?

A steamed vegetable

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

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Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

Bart Simpson Jokes More Bart Simpson Jokes

Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be?

D'oh-ta 2

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Mixtape Jokes More Mixtape Jokes

What you call it?

takes back mixtape* FIRE!

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

What do you call the entrance to a brothel?

Hodor

Steam Roller Jokes More Steam Roller Jokes

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Blow a little boogie into it!

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of cars ?

A clutch !

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"