What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

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Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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How do you raise a baby elephant ?

With a fork lift truck !

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

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Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

Because they kept saying "Bach, bach, bach"

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers