What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

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Who writes all his plays on the Internet?

Will-e. Shakespeare.

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

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What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers