What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

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What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

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What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

Because they kept saying "Bach, bach, bach"

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing