How do you raise a baby elephant ?

With a fork lift truck !

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How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

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When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?

When it's a baby elephant !

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?

Out of the way !