Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

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Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get a Charizard on a bus?

You pokemon!

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

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What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

Tube Jokes More Tube Jokes

What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):

Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.