Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

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Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

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What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

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What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

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Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

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What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.