Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

London Jokes More London Jokes

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Tube Jokes More Tube Jokes

Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.

What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.