What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

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What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending

What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with."

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What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.