What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What came before the Big Bang?

The Big Foreplay.

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

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What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

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What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

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Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.