Patronize Jokes

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

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What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What's the opposite of condescending?

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What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill?

Walking JK, Rolling.

What does Harry Potter do when he gets Ginny Pregnant?

Cast Fetus Deletus.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

because Ken always came in another box.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

Condescend Con Descending Jokes More Condescend Con Descending Jokes

What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people does it take to start a riot?

3/5

What do you call people who don't repost jokes?

liars

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ?

Ear we go !