Patronize Jokes

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

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What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs?

Con-Descending

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

People Jokes More People Jokes

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Condescend Jokes More Condescend Jokes

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending. )

What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Condescend Con Descending Jokes More Condescend Con Descending Jokes

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.