Gnocchi Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

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Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

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Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Italian Man Jokes More Italian Man Jokes

What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

Italian Chef Jokes More Italian Chef Jokes

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

What's another word for Italian cologne?

Garlic

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.