Gnocchi Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

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Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

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What do you call an Italian with no hands?

Mute

What do you call an Italian with erectile dysfunction?

Floppy Giuseppe

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When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"?

Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

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Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

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Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

What makes you really cool?

Getting locked inside a walk-in freezer

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What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

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What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!