Italian Man Jokes

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's?

A stutterer.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

How do you disappoint a redditor?

Repost

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Gnocchi Jokes More Gnocchi Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

Spaghetto Jokes More Spaghetto Jokes

What do you call pasta in a poor neighborhood?

Spaghetto

What do you call a sketchy place in Italy?

The "spaghetto"

Rig Jokes More Rig Jokes

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

Dementia Jokes More Dementia Jokes

What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

What do you call a grocery store for people with dementia?

Question Mart.