Rig Jokes

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

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What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What do you call a rigged carnival?

An UnFair.

What have Kim Jong-Un and Viagra got in common?

They're both good at rigging erections.

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What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

What do viagra and China have in common?

Rigged erections

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Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

What does Melania call it when Donald takes Viagra?

A rigged erection.

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Rigged, for her pleasure."

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How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Why is it deleted?

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