Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

Why are Mistborns always so thin?

Because they're always Burning calories!

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What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

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Why couldn't the depressed person get his email?

He had a bad Outlook.

What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in?

deleted

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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.