Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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Is there a dog?

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.