Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.
To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.
Because doing so would be incense-itive!
We're going to build a wall"
Because you have to hollow out the head.
They remove all attachments.
Because attachments are forbidden
By Norse code!
Crimea a river
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