Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

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What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall"

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why can't you email jokes to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden

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How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

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Why did you burn that building down?

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