Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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What did God say when he made the first black person?

Damn, I burnt one...

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

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How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

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