Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

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Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

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Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

Why can't you email jokes to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden

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Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

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