Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.

M Jokes More M Jokes

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

Pantry Jokes More Pantry Jokes

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?

A lick-her cabinet

Nutella Jokes More Nutella Jokes

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

Why do lesbians hate Nutella?

Because it's not nut-free