Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

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What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

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Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

Pantry Jokes More Pantry Jokes

What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?

A lick-her cabinet

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

Nutella Jokes More Nutella Jokes

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

Why do lesbians hate Nutella?

Because it's not nut-free