Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

What's the difference between racism and asians?

Racism has many faces.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

Pantry Jokes More Pantry Jokes

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?

A lick-her cabinet

Nutella Jokes More Nutella Jokes

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

Why do lesbians hate Nutella?

Because it's not nut-free