Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why do black people talk funny?

They don't, it's a miff.

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

Pantry Jokes More Pantry Jokes

What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?

A lick-her cabinet

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

Nutella Jokes More Nutella Jokes

Why do lesbians hate Nutella?

Because it's not nut-free

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody