How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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How do really posh dogs send messages?

By predigree-mail.

How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

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How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything