How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

How do you sabotage a space mission ?

Send Matt Damon

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?

Dalai Lama job interview)