How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

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Why are dogs and engineers alike ?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

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What flies through the jungle singing opera ?

The parrots of Penzance !

What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

How do really posh dogs send messages?

By predigree-mail.