How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

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Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

What is cleverer than a talking cat ?

A spelling bee !

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Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

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What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"