How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

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What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

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Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."

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Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts