Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking