Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

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Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex! &ampnbsp &ampnbsp &ampnbsp I'll see myself out...

What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?

An Iran-asaurus!

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home