Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

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What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?

Tomato-saurus

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

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What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."