What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?

An Iran-asaurus!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

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Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?

Because homos in Iran do not exist.

What country do I live?

Iran

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Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.