How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

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Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

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Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.