How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

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What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."

Why am I black and you're white?

A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark

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Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."