How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

What is a Ghosts' favorite type of party?

A BOOkake party!

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Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.