How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

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Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

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How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.