Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!