Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.