How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

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How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!