What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

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What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.