What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

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Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.