Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.