Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

What do you call coffee on the floor?

Ground Coffee.

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What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

What do refugees drink?

Foreignade.

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What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.