Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

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Why were there no feminists in Communist China?

Because everyone had equal rice.

Where do Communists go to get burgers?

Czechers.

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.