Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

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Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

Proper Tea Jokes More Proper Tea Jokes

Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.