Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

Proper Tea Jokes More Proper Tea Jokes

Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

Theft Jokes More Theft Jokes

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.