Because property is theft.
Because it's too salty.
Because you can't drink and derive
Because everyone would get the same Marx.
Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.
Because proper-tea is theft.
Because all proper tea is theft.
Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
His property was Fur Elise
They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.