Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

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Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

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Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

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Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.