Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

Previous Random Joke Next
Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

Conversation

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

Disagree Jokes More Disagree Jokes

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

Communism Jokes More Communism Jokes

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Bolshevik Jokes More Bolshevik Jokes

What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.