What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

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Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

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Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

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Howdo you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.