What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you call a terrorist with eight legs?

An Iraqnid.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Why are they called dive bars?

Because they have pool

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

How do you call Bob the Builder when he is unemployed?

Bob

What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).