What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

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What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

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How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.