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How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

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What's a dog favourite hobby ?

Collecting fleas !

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Child Molester Jokes More Child Molester Jokes

What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind

Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.

Meme Jokes More Meme Jokes

What is the opposite of a meme?

A youyou

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

Tyler Perry Jokes More Tyler Perry Jokes

Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes?

So you know what shows to watch.

What is the name of Tyler perry's son?

Tyler Perry's son.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

Collection Jokes More Collection Jokes

What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.

Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections?

She had an outstanding balance.

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

Would #69 be too offensive?