How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

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How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

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How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

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Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.

What do rich people and bad flossers have in common?

Deep pockets.