Rich People Jokes

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

What do rich people and bad flossers have in common?

Deep pockets.

Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.

What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

You might also enjoy:

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!"

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

Where does batman go to the bathroom?

The batroom.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

What to Russian Zombie Athletes want?

GAINZZZZZZ

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?

Battle Royale with cheese

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car"

Robin Hood Jokes More Robin Hood Jokes

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ?

Because the poor didn't have any !

What do you call Robin Hood's mother?

Mother Hood.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

What does a lingerie store and a guitar store have in common?

They both sell G-strings