How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

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What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

What's a dog favourite hobby ?

Collecting fleas !

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How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

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How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.