What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

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Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

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How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

What is written on Ronald McDonald's gravestone?

McRIP