What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

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How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

What water does Snake drink?

Big Voss.

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What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)