Phone Call Jokes

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

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How does a baritone make phone calls?

Song distance!

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.