How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

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Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Phone Call Jokes More Phone Call Jokes

How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!