How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

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What anime do Mexicans watch?

Boku no Pico de Gallo

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

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What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

What do you call a line of black people?

A chocolate bar

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How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

Why does sweden have so many somalis?

They have a pirate bay......

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Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.