What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

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What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

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What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch: