What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

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What does earth say to the other planets?

You have no life

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

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How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

What do you call a make-believe country for wizards?

A magi nation